Faqeer ne 1 Memon Aurat se kaha: Mujhe khana mil sakta hai?
Memon Aurat boli: Kal ka salan kha lo gy?
Faqeer: G kha longa,
Memon Aurat: To phir kal aana.
The most MELA msg of the year,
Choclaty and Crunchy outside,
Creamy and Whitish inside,
Guess what is it?
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COCKROACH
Aa gaya na mun main pani?
Maa: Beta shadi us se karna jo Naik ho,
5 waqt ki Namaz parhti ho,
Parda bhi karti ho,
Beta: Ammi aap ne meri shadi karwani hai ya DUM karwani hai?
Woh konsa waqt hai
Jab bhai bhai ka nahi,
Wife husband ki nahi,
Beta Baap ka nahi,
Maa Beti ki nahi,
Beta Maa ka nahi hota?
Jab shadi main Aawaz aati hai,
"Khana lag gaya hai."
" Ye kia Sufaid Kurtay me phir rahay ho Faraz?
Aj Kaala jora paa sadi Fermeish Tey".
Hum to shugal kar rahay thy Faraz!
Musharraf to Mind he kar gaya.
1 Baat batao please.
Isko mazaaq main mat taal dena.
Gol Mol jawab nahi chalega.
Dekho kuch baten Zindagi main bohat Ehem hoti hain.
Such batao.
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LIGHT HAI?
Quami Dua
Pakistan ka Quami Phal:
Sabar ka
Quami Libaas:
Kala Coat
Quami Khail:
Muzaukraat
Quami Dushman:
Zardari
Quami Dua:
Ya Allah Light aa jaye.
Ab to beghairtiyan itni barh gai hain FARAZ.
Shair kisi aur ka hota hai aur naam mera Thonk dete hain.
Is khauf se Motor cycle bech di FARAZ,
Kahin khud ko na bechna pary PETROL k liye.
Yaad-e-Khuda dilon main jagata hai WAPDA.
Khalq-e-Khuda ko shab-o-roz jagata hai WAPDA.
Band kar k bijli sulagti dopehar main.
Dozakh ka aks yun dikhata hai WAPDA.
Teri muhabbat teri wafa he kafi hai,
Tamam umar ye aasra he kafi hai,
Dawat karo meri magar takleef na karna,
Mere liye bus Biryani, Qorma aur Tikka he kafi hai.
sardi ka Zamana hai,
Musam bi SUHANA hai,
Ek do sMs to kro,
Kia balance ko 2009 tak Chalana hai?
Happy Birthday!
Is main sochna kya.
SMS kisne bheja?
Miane na!
Paise kis kay lagy?
Mere na!
To meri marzi jo chahon Wish karon!
Lekin phir bhi
Bohat Bohat
"Eid Mubarak"
Won tanha andhere main bethi thi,
Ghanton intazaar kerti hai uska,
Dil se subah sham yaad kerti hai usko,
Bhoolay se bhi bhula nahi pati usko,
Phir umeed ki ek kiran nazar aai,
Andhere main roshni nazar aai,
Or woh zor se chillai,
Light Aai, Light Aai.
Rok do mere janazay ko Zalimo,
Mujh main phir se nai Jaan aa rahi hai,
Peeche Murr kar to dekho Jigro,
Kuriyon se bhari Mehran aa rahi hai.
Agar koi pochay Haal Ehwaal Kaise hain?
Kesi guzar rahi hai?
Faqat itna keh deta hon,
Suno Zindagi main Ghum hain,
Ghum main Maza hai,
Aur
Main Mazay main hon.
Agar ek Ship main
Musharraf
Asif Zardari
aur
Altaf Hussain
Bethay hon, aur Ship doob jaye.
To aapke khayal main kon bachega?
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*P A K I S T A N*
From: 1st August 2008
In Pakistan,
Any Time
Jazz 2 Jazz
Warid 2 Ward
UFone 2 UFone
Telenor 2 Telenor
There will be totally FREE!
"MISSED CALLS"
Dil ka dard humain bataty kyon nahi?
Dosti ka Huq hum pe jatatay kyon nahi?
Mar jao gay aise he zor laga lagar kar,
Qabz hai to HASHMI ISAPGHOL khaty kyon nahi?
100 Days of PPP
Petrol: Rs.81
Diesel: Rs.56
Gas Raised: 30%
Atta: Rs.40 (If Available)
Electricity Raised: 16%
GST Raised to 16% (on all items)
Awaam Mar rahi hai Par Aaj bhi Bhutto Zinda hai.
Har khushi hansi mangay aapse,
Her phool khushbu mangay aapse,
Itni roshni ho aapki zindagi main k,
Khud WAPDA waly connection mangaen aapse.
Quad-e-Azam kay 3 Farmaan:
1. Awaam ki taraqqi ki bunyad SMS pe rakhi jati hai,
2. Call karo! is se muhabbat barhti hai,
3. Jisne miss bell di, woh hum main se nahi.
Insaan ki 4 Maa hoti hain,
1 Jisne paida kya,
1 Jisne Parhaya,
1 Saasu Maan,
1 woh jiske baaray main ammi kehti hain
"Aye Raat k 2 bajay apni Maa se baat kar raha hai!!!"
Anokhi Dua: Sirf Aapke liye.
* Aapko Khushiyan itni milen jitni Musharraf ko Galiyan.
* Aapki zindagi se Ghum aise khatam ho jese Nawaz Sharif k sir se Baal.
* Aapko Wakeelon jese Sabar mile.
* Shohrat itni mile jitni "B.B" ko mili.
* Sehat aise mile jesi Sheeren Rehmaan ko mili.
* Aur aapke din aise phiren jese Zardari kay.
Aaj mere mobile ki Birthday hai,
Aap agar chahen to Gift samajh kar is main 100 Rupay ka Balance load karwa sakte hain.
Khuda ne chaha to aglay maheenay phir Birthday Manayengay. :-)
Aye dost baandh le kafan main botal qabar main baith kar piya karengay.
In ladkiyon se bewafai mili, Ab bhootniyon se panga liya kerengay.
7 Peer 7 Chatai pe be bethe thay.
1 Aadmi aaya aur sab se baray Peer ko bola:
Baba Larki nahi SET hoti!!!
Baray Peer ne sabse chotay Peer ko kaha:
Chotu aik aur Chatai bicha do.
Bus main ek Aadmi charha aur Chilla kar bola!
"Ruk jao koi apni jaga se nahi hilega!"
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Sheeda Qulfi walaa khud chal kar aapke paas aayega.
Aaj main aapko GHORA chalana sikhata hon.
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Takaa Tak. Takaa Tak. Takaa Tak. Taka Tak. Taka Tak.
Begum: Suniye mujhe kisi Mehngi jaga le chaliye na ji!
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Shauhar: Chalo tum tayyar ho jao, Hum petrol Pump chalte hain.
Tumhari yaad mein humne roh roh ke tub bhar diye...
Aur tum bewafaa aaye aur uss mein nahaa kar chal paree!! Lol
You are so Smart!
You are so Beautiful!
You are so Brilliant!
You are so Lovely!
You are so Cute!
G nahi Ammi kehti hain, Jo kehta hai wohi hota hai.
Job offer in U-Fone,
Send your resume to jobs@ufone.com.pk
Location: Lahore
Salary: 80,000
Job Nature:
U-Fone tower pe beth kar Warid k signal roknay hain. Bachay!
Yaar tum waqai khoobsoorat ho,
Duniya ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo,
Kajal ka teeka to tumhare liye kam hai,
Ek kala tawa bhi galy main latka lo.
Will tell you it's POKER
P= Person who
O= Oppreses and
K = Keeps
E = Enemies
R = Reeling
Memon! Texi le kar aa gaya
Memon k ghar pe guest aaye, bivi ne kaha "Jao mehmanon k liye kuch le kar aao."
Memon bahar gaya!
Aur Texi le kar aa gaya.
Garmi ka ek faida hai!
batao kya?
Socho!
Soch rahe ho?
To phir batao?
Nahi pata?
To suno!
Sardi nahi lagti.
Mera number change ho gaya hai
Mera number change ho gaya hai,
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Chappal ka!
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tumhain chahiye to meri purani chappal le lena.
Ab masjid se churaney ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
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Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay
1 molvi film actor k pas
masjid ka chanda mangne gaya..
Actor:ap log to kehte hain
k hamara paisa haram hai
Molvi:G, ap k paiso se
ham “BATHROOM” banainge..:P
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT
D se dosti,
D se dil,
D se dillagi
D se dard.
per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana k
S se sms aur
C se call
bhi na kar sako! samje?
Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar DilKo Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
Meri
Or
“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
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Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
Allah Aapko Gharaq Karay,
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Khushiyon k Gehray Samandar main,
k jis ki gehraiyon tak koi ghum na pohanch saky. Aameen
Congratulations!
Aamir Khan ne aapko apni film k Second Part k liye chun liya hai,
Jis main aapka bohat main roll hai,
Film ka naam hai,
"Beghairat Zameen Par"
Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai,
Auntie: Chini dete huye, Acha aur kya kaha tha Mummi ne?
Kid: Agar woh Kamini na de to Razia Auntie se le lena.
Larka bus stop pe larki se bola Sandle to bohat achi pehni hai,
Larki: Utaar ker dikhaon kya?
Larka: Is se ziyada achi to Qameez pehni hai.
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k,
Jaan bhi mango gay to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko JAAN kehta hai,
Aur mangta hon to galiyan deta hai,
Matlabi Saala!
* Sushmita +929821420167
* Katrina +91936164574
* Bipasha +919822923242
* Karina +919874572585
k Number le lo aur Enjoy karo!
Main aaj se Tableegh pe ja raha hon.
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab chor dongi,
Boy: Ammi Abbu?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Khana Peena?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Apni dosten?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Star Plus?
Girl: Zaban sambhal k baat ker kaminay!
Iblees ne ek din apne shagirdon se kaha logon ko ibadat se door rakhne ka nuskha batao.
Shagirdon ne ek zaban ho ker kaha.
Sir!
SMS Free ker den.
English Shairy of the Day:
The Janaza of Mehbooba nikla from the gali of Mehbooba with lots of zor-o-shor.
The Mehbooba jhanki from the door an boli Mar gaya Haram Khor.
Farigh ho to mere is sawal ka jawab de dena!
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Sawal ye hai k,
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Woh ko sa Cartoon hai,
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Jo is waqt mera sms parh raha hai.
Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli
Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lagey Tou
Larki Ne Poocha :
Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho ?
Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .
Larki : Theek Hai, Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo.
Suraj ki pehli kiran khushi de aapko,
Doosri kirah hansi de aapko,
Teesri tandrusti,
Chothi kamyaabi,
Bas ab ziyada nahi phir garmi lage gi aapko.
If I need Brain Transplantation i will definetely prefer your brain why?
Because You are Genius?
Na Na
I just want a brain which never used before.
Bolay to Zero Meter.
Agar main aap k sms ka jawab na don...
To samajh lena k.....
*King of SMS*
Aaram farma rahey hain.
Year 1927......
November,
18th.....
Evening....
Exactly at 20:27pm......
Kuch nahi hua tha yaar! Aap apna kaam karo.
Oye ye dekh!
Kitni jaga khali hai.
Chal aaja Cricket khelte hain.
Wonderful combinations in this world:
Heart and Beats
Night and Moon.
Music and Songs.
Roses and Love.
Fish and Water.
My costly messages and ur muft ki smile.
Aalu ko Gajar se pyar ho gaya,
Ye sun ker timatar laal ho gaya,
Hara Dhaniya Podina nachne lage,
Itne main Salan tayyar ho gaya.
1st man: Main Murree jaty huye apni biwi ko khai main phenk donga,
2nd man: Meri biwi ko bhi phenk dena,
1st man: Agar tum bura na manao to wapsi main phenk don?
God help those who helps others:
Please don`t ignore a person whose contact # is
03211234567
Urgently needs 3 bottles of,
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PEPSI with 1 Large PIZZA.
1 hand on Horn,
1 hand on Gear,
1 ear listening Music,
1 ear on Mobile,
1 foot on Accelerator,
Other on Clutch,
and Eyes on Girl,
Welcome to Pakistan, a very busy Nation.
Arz kya hai!!!
Woh boley mehfil main, hamare jootay kho gaye ab ghar kese jayen gay?
Humne kaha aap shairy to shuru kijiye itne aayen gay k gin bhi na payen gay.
Height of Rishtadari,
1 larka gadhay k samney gir gaya,
1 larki ne dekha to boli: Apne barary bhai k paaon chhu rahe ho?
Larka: Gi..... BHABHI JAAN
Boy proposes a girl,
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Shakal dekhi hai apni, is se acha to main suicide kar lon.
Boy: Kamini mar jaye gi par kisi kaam nahi aayegi.
Mouse to Elephant: 2 din k liye apni chaddi dena.
Elephant: Ha... Ha... Ha...
Pehne gay kya?
Mouse: Nahi! Beti ki shadi hai, tent lagwana hai.
BAKRAY WALA: Ye Rs.20000, Ye Rs.5000 or Ye wala sirf Rs.500.
GAHAK: Woh Rs.5oo ka kyon hai?
BAKRAY WALA: Woh CHINA ka hai, koi guarantee nahi hai, Ghar ja kar BHONKNA SHURU KER DE.
1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..Logon ne poocha Kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai
aurbaal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai.
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Kia hoa yaar agar
sms ka balanc nahi
he tou is me
pao pakrne wali
kia baat he
uth jao
phir kabhi
sms bhaij dena
"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T"
ka kya rishta hu
_,______/______/.;';';,l__[]__l[]|,,)(,Its my HOMEgift 4Uchaho to SALE kar k balance dlwa loMAiN road pe reh lungemgr TUMHARY sms
,,.('v')(( ))>"-"-,,.('v')(( ))>"-"-,,.('v')(( ))>"-"-,,.(('v'))>"-"-ullu ki tarah mat dekho, sms bhaijo
( /; )( /SO rahe ho KYA?(@; ((@GHOORO MAT( /; )( /AANKHEIN KHOLO( /; )(@DONO KHOLO(@; )(@CHALO sms karo
IfUneedADVICEMSG MEifUneedLOVE!CALL MEifUneedHELPE-MAIL MEifUneedMONEYThe number u have dialed is not responding at the moment..
Nazar Ne Nazar Ko Nazar Ban K Dekha..
Nazar Ko Nazar Se Nazar Lag Gae Hay..
_><_Virus_><_
Har gali har Devar par apka Naam Likha hai
Har khirki har Darwaze pr apka Naam Likha hai
Uper
Talash-e-gumshuda or
Neechey
zehni Tawazan kharab Likha hai
;-)
Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Niche Dekh..
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Maa Ki Aulad Hai To Upar
Dekh...... ;->
Itni masoomiat kahan se latey ho?
itna acha kese muskaratey ho?
bachapan se hi
kaminey ho ya shakal esi banatey ho...
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
'O huzoor,bhaar me jaey tera suroor,surat se he tu khajoor,body se factory ka mazdoor,chal hoja duurr abeY langooor
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din me
SMS
Raat me
SMS
Ghar me
SMS
Office me
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
Shaadi k din kareeb aye to (maha) ko diting ka shaok hova.
Mein le ayi (sufi) ko.
Kion k (sufi) per
aitmad jo tha.
Subha hoi to dekha na (maha) thi na (sufi).;-(
Shah jahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
har Dewaar ko dekha.
Har kaleen ko dekha.
Har khirki ko dekha.
Aur Bola; Maa kasam
mazak mazak
main bahoot
kharchi ho gaya
Moolaq ki khater ke lie batain ho rahi thi.
Musharaf: kahana tarak kar don ga.
Gandhi g: mein kapre nahi pahnu ga daish k liye.
Malaika sharawat: may kapre nahi pahnu gi daish waloon k liye
Dimaag k iie sangtray ka juice.
Aankhon k lie gaajer ka jucie.
Sehat ke lie anaar ka jucie.
Khush rehne ke lie
SMS kar kanjoos.
Arz kia hai!
Dil mein chubi sui
Dil mein chubi sui
ouiiii
ouiiiii
ouiiiiii
ouiiiiiiiiíiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Bari barsi khatan gia si,
khat k lianda pajama,
jeda mera sms paran to bad pangra na pae, o apni mashoq de bachian da mama,
Mein ne kaha,
sweety,
is dil main chali aao,
tum ne kaha,
chappal utaroon, kya?
Mein ne kaha are,
pagal yeh koi,
masjid thori ha,
Aisey hi chali aao,!,
Salam gi Dil 20 13
80 20 tere.
Hor 10
Ki hal a 13
0k g ijazat 2
32 bojhao te
100 jao.
If Molve Starts Film Making,The name of film will be.Islam aaya tum na aaye.Kaho na ramzan hey.Hum zakat de chukay sanam.Masjid meray veer di.Kabhi roza kabhi namaz.Hamari tasbeeh aap k paas hey.Imam banaya aap nay.Aa ab namaz parhein.Shaheed to hona hi tha.
Agar Dil ko aanda egg kehtey
Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....
teri judai me neend urti hai
BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,
GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.
Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia??
Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay.
Mushraf ki niyat
"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"
ALLAH-O-AKBAR.
Aare o sambha yeh sms padhnewala insaan
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
Aap Genius
Aap genius
Aap sweet
Aap intelligent
Aap smart
or SUB k Dear
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Ban saktey hain agar aap MUJHEY follow karen....!
Aik sher arz hai...
menay us say PIYAR kia .
us k bap na mujhay bohat peta...
menay us say PIYAR kia, us k bap na mujhay bohat peta...
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SIN THETA by COS THETA equal to
TAN THETA.
Molvion ki bus ja rahi thi,1 ne kaha jab b rasty may larki nazar aye to ASTAGH FIRULHA Parhna Kafider bad 1 ne ASTAGHFAR Kaha .Baqi bolay
KITHAY?
Faakey pe faka ho raha hai,
Naakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hukumat ker rahi hai Mansooba Bandi,
Phir bhi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.
Subah shaam teri yaad aavey hai,
Sari raat jagave hai,
Kerne ko to ker len call tumhain,
Per Customer Center ki woh larki,
Bar bar balance low batave hai.
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna,
ULLU ko RAAT,
DENTIST ko DAANT,
GADHE ko LAAT,
KUTTAY ko HADDI
aur
NANGE ko CHADDI.
Allah ne tumhain paida kya k tum uski ibadat kero,
Rozay rakho,
Namaz parho,
Quran parho,
Deeni kitaben parho,
per tum
SMS parh rahe ho.
Sharam kero.
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki botle charani paregi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....
Kya leke aye they,
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha Sharab ka,
Rung gulab ka,
In sab se hassen,
In sab se lajawab, dekho msg parhne wala,
MENDAK TALAB ka.
Maut k baad yaad aaraha hai koi,
Cigaratte k meri kabar pe jala raha hai koi,
Ya Rab 2 pak ki mohlat aur de de,
Akele akele suttay laga raha hai koi..
www.Muft-Mashwara.com
www.Muft-Mashwara.com
Agar aap chahte hain k aapka ghar saaf rahe,
Aapke ghar Khuda k Farishte aayen,
Aapka ghar Smell se paak ho,
To plz aap apne ghar se bahar rahen,
Ankhon main aansu aajate hain,
Phir bhi labon pe hansi rakhni parti hai,
Ye haal tab he hota hai yaaro,
Jab Lambay safar main POTTY rokni parti hai.
Aap meri zindagi ho,
Aur,
or,
or,
or,
or,
or,
"LAANAT HAI AISI ZINDAGI PE"
I want 2 say a word 2 u,
that START with U....
& ENDS at U....
and That defines U.....!
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"ULLU".
Mujhse kya ghalti ho gai,
Why are u avoiding me,
Atleast week main aik baar to yaad kr liya kero,
Ur behaviour is really hurting me,
With Love
Your,
BATH SOAP.
Duniya main teen gham bohat buray hotey hain,
1.Kisi apne se door honey ka gham,
2.Kisi ko kho dene ka ghum,
Aur
3.BULGHAM
Arz kya hai,
Na zoroorat rakho sitaron ki,
Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron ki,
Bus ik dost mango mere jesa,
Jo watt laga de saron ki. :d
Jo Jeeta Woh Sikander,
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Jo Haray Woh Kala Bandar,
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Jo Scrap SMS usay Jadu Ki Jhappi,
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Jo Na Bhejay Ousay Molana Fazul-ur-Rehman Ki Pappi.
hahahahahhahahahahha
Her ik mazar pe udasi chai hai,
Chand ki roshni main bhi kami aai hai,
Akele ache thy hum, apne aashiyane main,
Jane kyon BE-NAZEER PAKISTAN AAI HAI?
SMS ek beemari hai, jo waqt ko barbaad ker rahi hai,
Aao mil k qasam khaen k is beemari ko khatam ker dengay,
Ek SMS roz aap kero,
Baqi misscall hum dengay.
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k Injection ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.
Imagine the world without girls, road Soonsaan, Market Weeran, Na Janu na Jaan, Na koi Girlfriend k liye pareshan,
Bas Namaz aur Quran, All boys direct in Janatul Maqam.
Mujhe
>
Aap se
P...
Py....
Pya....
Pyaa....
Pyaaz....
Katwani hai omlatte k liye.
Kaat den gay na plz....
Police: 15
Time Check: 14
Love: 143
Fraud: 420
Muslim: 786
Cigarette: 555
Bear: 500
Mobilink: 300
James Bond: 007
aur
buttge:
03456499046
Aap pareshan hain?
Theak se neend nahi aati?
Sotay main jaag jatey hain?
Ab mazeed pareshani ki zaroorat nahi....
Ab aagaya
*PAMPER'S*
Chain se sona khob barhna.
Main aur tum,
Tum aur main,
Yani k hum dono,
Aaj raat ko,
Aik doosre ko,
12 baje k baad,
Akele main,
Miss calls dengay...
I dropped a coin in the wishing WELL and prayed for an intelligent friend.
God gifted me YOU and said:
ITNE PAISON MAIN AISA HE MILEGA. :-)
Yun to hai hum main "DEEN DARI"
Magar jahan dekhi "NAARI"
Wahan "AANKH MARI"
Phans gai to "HAMARI"
Warna Phir se "DEEN DAARI"
Jiski ek smile per hai duniya fida,
Jisko dil na honey de Juda,
Jiska Style hai Lajawab,
Woh aap nahi Hum hain Janaab.
Wese to aap mujhko AZEEZ ho,
Halan k aap kya CHEEZ ho?
Na Call kerte ho na Msg,
Aur nakhre aap aise kerte ho,
Jaise SHAUKAT AZEEZ ho.
Urgent MSG
Misomi kopura.
Mai ukama.
Makaya Fula.
Taruma Wo Yalo.
Xambo.
Soch kya rahe ho?
Paise mere lag rahe hain, jo dil kerega bhejunga.
American: A baby in our country had no legs, We put artificial legs on him. He is an Athlete now.
Russian: A baby in our country had no Arms, We put Artificial arms on him. He is a boxer now.
Pakistani: A baby in our country had no Brain, We put Army Cap on his head. He is our President now.
Is dosti ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
kya batayen k ab haal kaisa hai,
Kon kehta hai k tum gadhe k jese ho,
Sach to ye hai k gadha tumhare jesa hai.
Wife Says: Suniye aapne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos kya tha?
Husbend: Khuda ki qasam main mar jata agar AAYAT-Al-KURSI yaad na hoti. :-)
Agar aapko bura na lage,
Mood bhi theek ho,
Time bhi paas ho,
Thora Ehsaas ho to,
Sab kaam chor k,
Agar dil manay to,
to
1
Smile ho jaye.
. .ooCKoo.
o. .o
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This is not a heart, This is my old Under Wear, Which I don't wear now. So i wanted to ask you before i throw.
Chahiye to bata.
Agar DIL ko ANDA(Egg) kehte, to Hindi Films k name aise hote,
>Ye ANDA Aapka Hua,
>Hum Aapke Anday Main Rehte Hain,
>Andy Waly DULHANIYA Le Jayengay.
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.
Wafa se pyar mat kerna.
kyon mat kerna?
Bay maut marey jaogay.
Maloom hai kyon?
Wafa Altaf Bhai ki Beti hai.
Samne Aate Ho
Lab khamoosh hote hain, jab tum samne aate ho,
Dil dharakta hai jab tum nigahen milate ho,
Sans ruk jati hai jab tum muskurate ho,
BHOOT ho kya jo itna daratey ho?
Ho nahi sakta k teri yaad na aaye,
Bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aaye,
Tum bholo to tumhain agli sans na aaye,
Main bhoolon to.
...............
Ab banda bhool he jata hai.
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Achheeeee
AlhamdulLillah....
Sorry 2 disturb u, Plz apna kaam jari rakhen...
I Love You.
Send this msg to 100 girls and win a free trip to,
your nearest Police Station,
in a LUXURY JEEP,
Rehna, Khana & Body Masaaj ek dum free,
So Hurry UP...
Na jane woh hum se kya chupati thi?
Kuch tha uske honton pe magar na jane kyon sharmati thi?
Jab humne mun khulwa ker dekha to pata chala,
K SALI guttka khati thi.
Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai,
sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai.
Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai.
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.
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Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaair Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse mujh jaisa Shaair Kehte Hain.
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